i am bored as fuck
omg that thunderstorm was awesome. It was right over my dorm and I felt like motherfuckin Zeus
Well Zeus almost smote my bus, it was freakin’ scary!
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
I passed French with quite a good grade actually! WEEEEE.
i need cannibal jokes