i am bored as fuck

omg that thunderstorm was awesome. It was right over my dorm and I felt like motherfuckin Zeus

Well Zeus almost smote my bus, it was freakin’ scary!

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

Jun 2013 with 77,718 notes

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I passed French with quite a good grade actually! WEEEEE.

i need cannibal jokes